Lately, I’ve been struggling to find time for Valderi365, and one of the distractions this week is – of all things – fantasy baseball.

Nine of my coworkers and I have gotten together to form an office league on Yahoo Sports, and the drafting took place on Wednesday. I know very little to nothing about professional baseball, so to prepare I did some research on ESPN’s top 200 MLB athletes, the scoring categories for batters (R, HR, RBI, SB, AVG) and pitchers (W, SV, K, ERA, WHIP), and tips for drafting – get a good starting pitcher and a good closer, draft shallow talent fields (2nd base, catcher, short stop) early, etc.
I drafted 7th out of 10 and whatever strategy I had managed to hobble together mostly fell apart as the coworkers who drafted ahead of me consistently snagged all the players I was going for. The team I ended up with is (I think?) respectable. All categories are scored 1:1, so rather than dominating with one category at the expense of another, I tried to spread out the talent, favoring the pitchers a little since most of the best batters got snagged before I had a real shot at them. My fantasy team’s scores are based on the real-life 162 MLB games that the athletes will play in each position.
It sounds like I almost know what I’m talking about, but really, it’s all guesswork. I’ll be rooting for the following players to do their best and to STAY OFF THE INJURED LIST!
| VERMICIOUS KNIDS |
| POSITION |
ATHLETE |
TEAM |
| Catcher |
Jorge Posada |
New York Yankees |
| 1st Base |
Kendry Morales |
Los Angeles Angels |
| 2nd Base |
Ian Kinsler |
Texas Rangers |
| 3rd Base |
Ryan Zimmerman |
Washington Nationals |
| Short Stop |
Derek Jeter |
New York Yankees |
| Outfield |
Matt Kemp |
Los Angeles Dodgers |
| Outfield |
Andre Ethier |
Los Angeles Dodgers |
| Outfield |
Adam Dunn |
Washington Nationals |
| Utility |
Billy Butler |
Kansas City Royals |
| Utility |
Dan Uggla |
Florida Marlins |
| Bench |
Chris Coghlan |
Florida Marlins |
| Bench |
Mark DeRosa |
San Francisco Giants |
| Bench |
Stephen Drew |
Arizona Diamondbacks |
| Starting Pitcher |
Roy Halladay |
Philadelphia Phillies |
| Starting Pitcher |
Yovani Gallardo |
Milwaukee Brewers |
| Relief Pitcher |
Jonathan Papelbon |
Boston Red Socks |
| Relief Pitcher |
Heath Bell |
San Diego Padres |
| Pitcher |
Carlos Mármol |
Chicago Cubs |
| Pitcher |
Scott Baker |
Minnesota Twins |
| Pitcher |
John Danks |
Chicago White Sox |
| Pitcher |
Edwin Jackson |
Arizona Diamondbacks |
| Bench |
Rick Porcello |
Detroit Tigers |
| Bench |
Michael Wuertz |
Oakland Athletics |
Funny thing is my boyfriend asked for help in drafting his own fantasy team last night through a league he joined on ESPN. Of the two of us, I never thought I’d be the one with the most knowledge in this particular realm of professional sports! What’s interesting is that we both drafted 7th of 10 with more-or-less the same strategy (read: mine), but our teams are wildly different – very little cross-over here!
And unlike some New Yorkers, we had no problem drafting a few Yankees to our teams.
| JUICE INJECTORS |
| POSITION |
ATHLETE |
TEAM |
| Catcher |
Victor Martinez |
Boston Red Socks |
| 1st Base |
Adam Dunn |
Washington Nationals |
| 2nd Base |
Chase Utley |
Philadelphia Phillies |
| 3rd Base |
Chrone Figgins |
Seattle Mariners |
| Short Stop |
Jimmy Rollins |
Philadelphia Phillies |
| Utility |
Asdrubal Cabrera |
Cleveland Indians |
| Utility |
Adrian Beltre |
Boston Red Socks |
| Center Field |
Andrew McCutchen |
Pittsburgh Pirates |
| Outfield |
Ichiro Suzuki |
Seattle Mariners |
| Outfield |
Shin-Soo Choo |
Cleveland Indians |
| Designated Hitter |
David Ortiz |
Boston Red Socks |
| Bench |
Ryan Doumit |
Pittsuburgh Pirates |
| Bench |
Jay Bruce |
Cincinnati Reds |
| Starting Pitcher |
Felix Hernandez |
Seattle Mariners |
| Starting Pitcher |
Javier Vazquez |
New York Yankees |
| Starting Pitcher |
Scott Baker |
Minnesota Twins |
| Starting Pitcher |
Phil Hughes |
New York Yankees |
| Relief Pitcher |
Jonathan Broxton |
Los Angeles Dodgers |
| Relief Pitcher |
Andrew Bailey |
Oakland Athletics |
| Relief Pitcher |
Chad Qualls |
Arizona Diamondbacks |
| Relief Pitcher |
Kerry Wood |
Cleveland Indians |
| Bench |
Gil Meche |
Kansas City Royals |
Gil Meche is not one of the top MLB players (he ranks somewhere around #500), but as a cousin, he was drafted out of family obligation. Not that we aren’t rooting for him to be awesome!