Posts Tagged ‘Celebrities’

The Cast of The Faculty

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

If you’ve seen The Faculty, raise your hand… now report to the principal’s office.

Director Robert Rodriguez’s 1998 high school horror flick, The Faculty, is about a small town in middle America that is infiltrated by a water-loving, parasitic alien life force, beginning with the faculty of local Herrington High.  Six misfit students – the quarterback, the cheerleader, the geek, the outcast, the stoner, and the new girl – band together to save the school and themselves.

This 90s era, Invasion of the Body Snatchers-inspired  Breakfast Club is only rated 6.3/10 on IMDB, but the film is unique mostly because of the talent Rodriguez managed to snag for his modest $15 million budget.

WARNING FOR THE SQUEAMISH: A few of the screenshots below are graphic. If you don’t like horror movies, don’t look!

THE CAST OF THE FACULTY

Jordana Brewster
Clea DuVall
Laura Harris
Josh Hartnett
Shawn Hatosy
Salma Hayek
Famke Janssen
Piper Laurie
Duane Martin
Danny Masterson
Christopher McDonald
Bebe Neuwirth
Robert Patrick
Usher Raymond
Jon Stewart
Daniel von Bargen
Elijah Wood

Things that make me sad

Friday, March 12th, 2010

#389

Robert Pattinson is signed on to star in the film adaptation of the bestselling Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen. Pattinson will be playing the role of Jacob Jankowski opposite Reese Witherspoon as the young(?) and beautiful Marlena.

This casting blows my mind, to be honest.  Reese Witherspoon is  about 10 years too old for Marlena, particularly opposite Robert Pattinson who is barely legal and mostly ridiculous looking (and not in a good way).

I can’t take Pattinson seriously as an “actor” since his star-making turn as Edward, the very dull vampire, in the Twilight series.  He has yet to prove that he can act his way out of any sort of paper bag, and it’s mind-boggling that he keeps getting starring roles in shit not written by Stephenie Meyer.

Fortunately, I’m not a huge fan of Elephants, which is about a young veterinarian who joins a traveling circus during the Great Depression and falls in love with one of the married performers.  I’ve never been into the circus, and consequently the parts of the book I found most engaging were the scenes with old Jacob, decrepit in a nursing home, and reflecting on the days of his youth.  Youthful days that didn’t involve vampires who sparkle, thank you very much.

Things that make me happy

Monday, March 8th, 2010

#136

Avatar DIDN’T win the Oscar for Best Picture.

Because of a self-imposed boycott of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards,  I didn’t watch tonight’s ceremony, but I was online when the news broke that The Hurt Locker swept Best Director and Best Picture, leaving the polarizing Avatar in the dust.

My faith in the film industry has now been restored… a little bit, anyway.

The people who have seen Avatar fall into one of two opposing teams. Team Avatar insists the film was the best thing to ever happen to cinema and will defend their masterpiece and Director James Cameron to the death, while Team Dances With Smurfs acknowledges that the visual effects are stunning but the story is nothing more than cliched, poorly written tripe, undeserving of a $500 million budget and a $2.5 billion worldwide gross.

I haven’t seen The Hurt Locker yet so I can’t say whether or not I think the film deserved to win.  Of the 10 nominees, I’ve seen four: Avatar, District 9, Up, and Up in the Air, and of those films, Up in the Air would have been my pick for Best Picture.  The first fifteen minutes of Up were brilliant, but the last hour fell short of Pixar’s earlier Oscar-winning films Wall-E and The Incredibles.

I am curious to see if the Avatar controversy and the Academy’s gimmicky nomination of ten films for Best Picture were enough to entice millions of new viewers to the 3+ hours of awkward, unfunny presenters and pompous ceremony.  From the hundreds of angry rants on the Avatar and Hurt Locker IMDB message boards, one would think that an entire nation had tuned in for the battle between the blue smurfs and the bomb squad.  Well, everyone but me.

Of course the night’s real winner is director Kathryn Bigelow, the first woman in 82 years of Academy history to walk away with the Oscar for Best Director.  In the years to come, may the award always go to the most deserving auteur, regardless of gender.

Things I’d Rather Watch than the Oscars

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards is on tonight… you know, that awards show where glamorous celebs get guzzied up in dazzling fashions, smile for the cameras, and then congratulate each other on a job well done in an industry where $75 million is spent on Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel which grosses almost a half-billion worldwide and ends up on the Academy’s short-list for Oscar nominee consideration.

The last time I cared (remotely/at all) about the Oscar stakes was in 2004 when The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King swept all awards in the 11 categories in which it was nominated.  Then I got a little older and a little wiser, and I realized that like most self-important ceremonies in which the overpaid are celebrated for doing their f*cking jobs, it’s all about the politics and the hype.  There are dozens of great films overlooked every year because the filmmakers can’t afford to spend millions in advertising and awards campaigns, so already the decks are stacked to favor the mega-blockbusters and the indie darlings that were lucky enough to get noticed in the first place.

When Avatar wins the Golden Globe for Best Drama and is in position to sweep the Oscars too, you know the system is broken.  The Academy can nominate as many films as it wants for best picture (deserving or no), and I still won’t watch their show.

Things I’d rather watch tonight (which may be terrible but are still less soul-sucking):

Channel
Time
Program
NBC
8:30 to 11:00 PM/EST
Bad Boys II
FX
5:30 to 9:00 PM/EST
Spider-Man III
CW
8:00 to 10:00 PM/EST
Hoodlum
SyFy
7:00 to 9:00 PM/EST
The Midnight Meat Train
Bravo
8:00 to 12:00 AM/EST
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
E!
9:00 to 11:00 PM/EST
Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Top 5 Olympic Highlights

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

When it’s an icy February and I’m curled up on the couch in the warmth of my living room, nothing beats watching world-class athletes achieve their dream of winning Olympic gold in the most important sporting event that doesn’t take place in the summer.

My top five favorite moments from the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics (so far):

1. American Evan Lysacek skates his freestyle long program, setting the bar for the men who followed, and ending the night with the Men’s Figure Skating gold medal, the first U.S. man to win the gold since Brian Boitano in 1988.

2. After a superb first run on the Snowboarding Men’s Halfpipe, American Shaun White knows the gold is his when he wows the audience on his second run with his signature move called the Double McTwist 1260.

3. After nearly two decades of competing together, married couple Hongbo Zhao and Xue Shen finally clench the Olympic gold medal for Pairs Figure Skating – China’s first figure skating gold.

4. An enthusiastic and patriotic crowd sings the Canadian national anthem along with Canadian Ice Dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir as their country’s flag is raised over the medal podium.

5. American Lindsey Vonn goes nuts celebrating her gold medal win in Ladies’ Downhill Alpine Skiing.