Posts Tagged ‘Movies’

Sex and the City 2 Underwhelms

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

I gotta say I’m surprised that Sex and the City 2 underperformed in its opening weekend, raking in only $32.1 million, less than Shrek Forever After, the pointless forth film in the animated series, which made $43.3 million in its second weekend.  In NYC I saw hoards of young, fashionably-dressed cliques of girls waiting for sold out shows of SatC 2 in lines that stretched for avenues,  but then again, this is the city that never sleeps.  Perhaps the rest of the country has grown tired of the fab four and their endless exhibitions of hunky beaus and glitzy, high-end fashions.

With proceeds from Memorial Day on Monday, Sex and the City 2 could match the three-day, $56.8 million opening weekend of its predecessor in five days of theatrical sales.    With nary another chick flick in sight (unless you count the underwhelming Letters to Juliet), it’s not competition that’s keeping the audience away.  It’s more likely that the abysmal critical reception on Rotten Tomatoes played a part, especially compared to the first film’s lukewarm, but still half-positive, reviews (15% fresh versus 49% for Sex and the City).

Casual Sex fans like myself were disappointed with the first film, largely because it took two established, reasonably healthy relationships – Carrie/Big and Miranda/Steve (three, if you count Samantha/Smith) – and turned them on their heads,  all for the sake of two hours of feature film drama.  When I heard a sequel was being made, I was pretty sure all four ladies would be victims of relationship annihilation since sequels always seek to one-up the originals in terms of melodrama and spectacle.  Fortunately, the reviews I’ve read suggest that the SatC sequel is two times the suck but without destroying two times the relationships.

Unless my girlfriends and I make a date for cosmos and a sequel, I won’t be seeing the new Sex film in theatres.  I’d rather pocket the $12.50 and wait for the red-carpet roll-out to home video and premium channels.

You Cannes Not be Serious!

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Four years ago I attended the Cannes International Film Festival in France as part of a student work program with the American Pavilion.  While the organization and attentiveness of the Pavilion to its students could have been better, the festival itself was amazing.  I was able to attend the premieres of a number of excellent films – Babel, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Wind that Shakes the Barley, Volver, Marie Antoinette, and Fast Food Nation – months before the films were released to the general audience in theatres.  Being surrounded by the world’s top filmmakers was an inspiration, and the beauty of a gorgeous May and the beaches of the French Riviera didn’t hurt either.

In 2006, of the 20 films in competition for Cannes’ top prize, the Palme d’Or, three of the films (15%) were directed by women – Marie Antoinette (Sofia Coppola), Red Road (Andrea Arnold), and Selon Charlie (Nicole Garcia).  In 2010, of the 18 films in competition, none of them were directed by women.

Women make up more than 50% of film audiences (buying 55% of the theatre tickets), but they continue to be severely under-represented both behind the camera and in front of it.  The Women & Hollywood blog features some great statistics on the percentage of women protagonists in film and in various above-the-line positions from 2006 to 2009.  The under-representation of women has long been known as the “celluloid ceiling” and it has been a real deterrent for both professional women filmmakers and for many young women who graduate from film school having lost their drive to write or direct, no longer optimistic about their chances in an industry that appears uninterested in their contributions.

Film is a subjective art.  One man’s Citizen Kane is another’s Starship Troopers (which I’ve heard is pretty good), but that doesn’t mean there aren’t very real biases against women-centric films, even in the second decade of the 21st century.  But it is surprising that a festival as progressive, artsy, international, and independent-friendly as Cannes couldn’t find one film directed by a woman that was worthy of competition for its highest honor this year.

At the grassroots level, there is a CALL TO ACTION  forming, a petition circling, and protests being organized within Cannes and out to express dismay at the lack of women filmmakers in competition.  To show your support, join the You Cannes Not Be Serious! Facebook group and sign the petition.  As a female film goer, I want to see my life, my dreams, and my experiences on screen, and who better to answer this need for self-expression and representation than another woman?

Alice in Wonderland in 3-D

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Some spoilers ahead!

Alice in Wonderland is, in many ways, what everyone has come to expect from visionary director Tim Burton: it’s visually sumptuous – equal parts fantastic and macabre – and populated with eccentric, half-mad characters who would just as soon offer you tea as take your head off.

Tim Burton’s Alice isn’t a remake of the popular children’s stories by Lewis Carroll (Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass), rather it is a reimagining. In Burton’s adaptation, a grown-up Alice is nearing twenty and having trouble adjusting to the expectations of aristocratic Victorian society, namely that she make a suitable marriage and leave the willful impulses of childhood behind. After being publicly surprised by an offer of engagement to a man she doesn’t care for, Alice flees into a garden in pursuit of a white rabbit only she can see.  The pursuit ends in a rabbit hole and a one-way ticket to Wonderland, the bizarre and topsy-turvy world of her childhood fantasies.

In Wonderland, Alice is met by a motley crew of creatures she has dreamed of before but has no recollection of ever meeting. The creatures inform her that Wonderland is falling into ruin under the despotic rule of the Red Queen and only a champion who can slay the Queen’s vicious pet Jabberwocky will restore Wonderland to the rule of the gentler (but affected) White Queen.  There is some debate as to whether this grownup Alice is THE Alice they remember for as she is aloof and solemn, having lost, as the Mad Hatter speculates, her “muchness”.

Unfortunately for the audience, even when in the heat of battle, actress Mia Wasikowska appears only mildy invested in the curious world around her.  She stoicaly moves from scene to scene, and even Johnny Depp’s earnest Hatter and Stephen Fry’s playful Cheshire Cat barely elicit a reaction.  As a heroine, Wasikowska’s Alice leaves muchness to be desired.

Many of Wonderland’s characters will be familiar to those who have seen Disney’s 1951 animated film, including the White Rabbit, the Mad Hatter and the March Hare, the Cheshire Cat, and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.  Burton invents a quest for Alice to slay the Jabberwocky to make room for some of Carroll’s less famous characters (the White Queen, the Knave of Hearts, the Bandersnatch and the Jubjub Bird), but with only a flimsy plot tying the characters together, the movie is little more than a homage to Carroll’s greatest hits.  Even the film’s best lines – the playful musings and curious logic – are pulled straight from the books.

One of the few moments I felt truly invested in Alice’s quest to save Wonderland came at the end when she recites “six impossible things” she has come to believe to build up her courage.  It is the impossible that makes Lewis’s Wonderland so enchanting, and even a lackluster adaptation can’t take away from the allure of the imagined and the surreal.

Six impossible things Alice believes (before breakfast):

  1. There’s a potion that can make you shrink.
  2. And a cake that can make you grow.
  3. Cats can disappear.
  4. Animals can talk.
  5. There’s a place called Wonderland.
  6. I can slay the Jabberwockey!

Saturday Nightmares: Double Feature

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

This past weekend I caught a horror movie double feature at the Landmark Loew’s Jersey Theatre as part of the Saturday Nightmares horror convention. The Loew’s, a decadent, 80 year-old theatre currently undergoing restoration, is quickly becoming one of my favorite venues for the classic films that screen every month, some in their original 70mm film prints and accompanied by a Theatre Pipe Organ.

The theatre is undeniably gorgeous (despite its tarnished grandeur), but what really makes the experience so fantastic is the Jersey community’s dedication to the Loew’s, from the parents who bring their kids to the monthly screenings to the volunteers who donate their time and money to the restoration efforts that have been on-going for the better part of a decade. I’m not a Jersey local, but I love being a part of the theatrical community and hope to volunteer with Friends of the Loew’s this summer.

Along with the horror double feature, Saturday Nightmares featured panels with some of the genre’s most prominent celebrities, including George A. Romero, director of such classics as Night of the Living Dead (1968), The Crazies (1973), Dawn of the Dead (1978), Creepshow (1982), and Day of the Dead (1985). The past decade has seen a resurgence in the popularity of Romero’s films as several Hollywood studios have released remakes, introduced a whole new generation to the zombie hoards of Romero’s Living Dead series.

The double feature kicked off with the low-budget, cult-favoriteCreepshow, a collection of five scary shorts (“Father’s Day”, “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”, “Something to Tide You Over”, “The Crate”, and “They’re Creeping Up On You”), right out of the pages of a fictional comic book. The shorts, a mix of dark comedy and campy gore, were written by horror master Stephen King and featured a surprisingly talented cast, including Ed Harris, Leslie Nielsen, Ted Danson, Adrienne Barbeau, and Stephen King as title character Jordy Verrill (though admittedly, King did overact a tad. It’s best he stick to his day job).

Saturday night’s main event was Dawn of the Dead, the sequel to Romero’s Night of the Living Dead which screened the night before. In Dawn, two Philadelphia-based television employees and two SWAT team members commandeer a helicopter to escape the rapid spread of the zombie apocalypse following the original outbreak in Night of the Living Dead. Low on fuel, the four companions – Francine, Stephen, Roger, and Peter – land on the roof of a zombie-infested shopping mall and bunker down, eradicating the zombies from the mall and surviving as well as they can while the war rages on outside.

It was my first viewing of Dawn, and surprisingly the most disturbing thing about the film wasn’t the graphic depiction of heads getting blown off or mindless zombies devouring human flesh and ripping entrails from still-living bodies, it was watching the very-pregnant Francine smoke and drink without any regard for the health of her unborn child. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome was officially identified and named in 1973, five years before the film was released. Sorry Francine, a raging zombie apocalypse that you have little chance of surviving while hindered by a screaming, helpless infant is no excuse for being a bad mother.

Universal Theme Parks: Films to Watch

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

I’ll be vacationing in Orlando, Florida this fall to visit the six major Disney and Universal Studios theme parks. To get pumped for my trip, I’m considering watching all of the films and TV shows (well, an episode, anyway) that inspired the attractions at each theme park. It’ll be a challenge, especially given that some of the films are ones that I have no desire to see!

This post focuses on the Universal Orlando theme parks as a complement to the list of Disney Theme Parks: Films to Watch.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA
Attraction
Film/TV Show
Beetlejuice’s Rock and Roll Graveyard Revue Beetlejuice (1988)
The Blues Brothers Live The Blues Brothers (1980)
Curious George Goes to Town Curious George (TV – 1980)
A Day in the Park with Barney Barney & Friends (1992)
E.T. Adventure E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Fear Factor Live Fear Factor (TV – 2001)
Fievel’s Playland An American Tail (1986)
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)
Jaws Jaws (1975)
Jimmy Neutron’s Nicktoon Blast The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2002)
Lucy: A Tribute I Love Lucy (TV – 1951)
Men in Black: Alien Attack Men in Black (1997)
Revenge of the Mummy The Mummy (1999)
Shrek 4-D Shrek (2001)
The Simpsons Ride The Simpsons (TV – 1989)
Terminator 2: 3-D Battle Across Time Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Twister…Ride it Out Twister (1996)
Universal’s Horror Make-Up Show An American Werewolf in London (1981)
Dracula (1931)
The Exorcist (1973)
The Mummy (1932)
Van Helsing (2004)
The Wolfman (1966)
Woody Woodpecker’s Nuthouse Coaster Woody Woodpecker (1941)

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE
Attraction
Film/TV Show
The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man Spider-Man (2002)
The Cat in the Hat The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Doctor Doom’s Fearfall Fantastic 4 (1967)
Dragon Challenge Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls Dudley Do-Right (1999)
The Eighth Voyage of Sinbad The 7th Voyage of Sinbad
Flight of the Hippogriff Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey Harry Potter Film Series (2001 – 2011)
Incredible Hulk Coaster The Incredible Hulk (TV – 1978)
Jurassic Park River Adventure Jurassic Park (1993)
Ollivander’s Interactive Experience Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Popeye and Bluto’s Bilge-Rat Barges Popeye the Sailor (1960)
Storm Force Accelatron X-Men (1992)