Posts Tagged ‘Oscars’

Things that make me happy

Monday, March 8th, 2010

#136

Avatar DIDN’T win the Oscar for Best Picture.

Because of a self-imposed boycott of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards,  I didn’t watch tonight’s ceremony, but I was online when the news broke that The Hurt Locker swept Best Director and Best Picture, leaving the polarizing Avatar in the dust.

My faith in the film industry has now been restored… a little bit, anyway.

The people who have seen Avatar fall into one of two opposing teams. Team Avatar insists the film was the best thing to ever happen to cinema and will defend their masterpiece and Director James Cameron to the death, while Team Dances With Smurfs acknowledges that the visual effects are stunning but the story is nothing more than cliched, poorly written tripe, undeserving of a $500 million budget and a $2.5 billion worldwide gross.

I haven’t seen The Hurt Locker yet so I can’t say whether or not I think the film deserved to win.  Of the 10 nominees, I’ve seen four: Avatar, District 9, Up, and Up in the Air, and of those films, Up in the Air would have been my pick for Best Picture.  The first fifteen minutes of Up were brilliant, but the last hour fell short of Pixar’s earlier Oscar-winning films Wall-E and The Incredibles.

I am curious to see if the Avatar controversy and the Academy’s gimmicky nomination of ten films for Best Picture were enough to entice millions of new viewers to the 3+ hours of awkward, unfunny presenters and pompous ceremony.  From the hundreds of angry rants on the Avatar and Hurt Locker IMDB message boards, one would think that an entire nation had tuned in for the battle between the blue smurfs and the bomb squad.  Well, everyone but me.

Of course the night’s real winner is director Kathryn Bigelow, the first woman in 82 years of Academy history to walk away with the Oscar for Best Director.  In the years to come, may the award always go to the most deserving auteur, regardless of gender.

Things I’d Rather Watch than the Oscars

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards is on tonight… you know, that awards show where glamorous celebs get guzzied up in dazzling fashions, smile for the cameras, and then congratulate each other on a job well done in an industry where $75 million is spent on Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel which grosses almost a half-billion worldwide and ends up on the Academy’s short-list for Oscar nominee consideration.

The last time I cared (remotely/at all) about the Oscar stakes was in 2004 when The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King swept all awards in the 11 categories in which it was nominated.  Then I got a little older and a little wiser, and I realized that like most self-important ceremonies in which the overpaid are celebrated for doing their f*cking jobs, it’s all about the politics and the hype.  There are dozens of great films overlooked every year because the filmmakers can’t afford to spend millions in advertising and awards campaigns, so already the decks are stacked to favor the mega-blockbusters and the indie darlings that were lucky enough to get noticed in the first place.

When Avatar wins the Golden Globe for Best Drama and is in position to sweep the Oscars too, you know the system is broken.  The Academy can nominate as many films as it wants for best picture (deserving or no), and I still won’t watch their show.

Things I’d rather watch tonight (which may be terrible but are still less soul-sucking):

Channel
Time
Program
NBC
8:30 to 11:00 PM/EST
Bad Boys II
FX
5:30 to 9:00 PM/EST
Spider-Man III
CW
8:00 to 10:00 PM/EST
Hoodlum
SyFy
7:00 to 9:00 PM/EST
The Midnight Meat Train
Bravo
8:00 to 12:00 AM/EST
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
E!
9:00 to 11:00 PM/EST
Keeping Up with the Kardashians